| "So help me God, I will lay a roundhouse on you so swift and so majestic that your head will fly clean off your shoulders right off that mountain and into orbit, Sammy Stevens." |
| — Pete Myers to Sammy Stevens in We Could Be Heroes |
First introduced in episode seven, Major Tom to Ground Control.
Pete Myers is Howard Ford Beauregard III's gardener and staunchest supporter. He also goes by Escobar, calling under that alias for the first time in Electrolocaust Now and being referred to as such on multiple occasions. He has his own lawncare business, but spends most of his time looking after HFB3's grounds.
He has a car payment on a ten year old corolla.
Sits on barns and complains about radio shows. Pete is a loyal frenemy of the Sammy and Ben Show, but will never listen to it never again.
Trivia[]
- Pete and Ben Arnold share an enjoyment of grape slushies
- Pete is the only uber driver in King Falls
- Jacob Williams and Pete are known to dislike each other quite a bit
- He tends to refer to HFB3 as 'Mr. B', as opposed to his full name
Appearances[]
| Year 1 | ||||||||||||
| 1. "May 1, 2015": | Absent | 14. "Date Night At The Library": | Appears | |||||||||
| 2. "That Book Is Overdue, President Lincoln!": | Absent | 15. "Stormy Weather, More at Eleven": | Absent | |||||||||
| 3. "Catch & Release": | Absent | 16. "Santa Claus Ain't Comin' To Town": | Absent | |||||||||
| 4. "Wolves Gone Wild": | Absent | 17. "Give Peas a Chance": | Appears | |||||||||
| 5. "Night of The Living Dread": | Absent | 18. "Make King Falls Great Again": | Appears | |||||||||
| 6. "King of King Falls": | Absent | 19. "Beasts of Burden": | Absent | |||||||||
| 7. "Major Tom to Ground Control": | Debut | 20. "Referencing Aladdin Don't Make It Right": | Appears | |||||||||
| 8. "Electrolocaust Now": | Appears | 21. "Swimmin' With Kingsie": | Absent | |||||||||
| 9. "Jack in The Box Jesus": | Absent | 22. "Somewhere Under The Rainbow": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 10. "Medium Rare": | Absent | "Zero Tolerance Policy": | Absent | |||||||||
| 11. "Ringin' Hell's Doorbell": | Absent | 23. "I Got 99 Problems But A Tim Ain't One": | Absent | |||||||||
| 12. "All The Pretty Flowers": | Appears | 24. "The McGuff Files": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 13. "Crop Circle Jerk": | Absent | |||||||||||
| Year 2 | ||||||||||||
| 25. "Happy Sammiversary": | Absent | "Election Special: Rock The Vote": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 26. "A Second-Hand Emotion": | Absent | 38. "Democracy Derby": | Absent | |||||||||
| 27. "Cronkite, Brokaw, Ben Arnold": | Appears | 39. "Take a Look, It's In a Book": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 28. "Are You Gonna Go My Way": | Appears | 40. "A King Falls Christmas Story": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 29. " Dread, White and Blue": | Mentioned | 41. "This Little Light of Mine": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 30. "Bright Lights, Little City": | Advertisement | 42. "A Little Help From My Friends": | Absent | |||||||||
| 31. "The Forgotten": | Absent | 43. "Rumor Has It": | Absent | |||||||||
| 32. "Smokey & The Banshee": | Mentioned | 44. "Sweet Dreams & Flying Machines": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 33. "E.T., Text Home": | Appears | 45. "Will The Real Tim Shady Please Stand Up?": | Absent | |||||||||
| 34. "Blind, Deaf & Dumb": | Mentioned | 46. "True Detectives": | Absent | |||||||||
| 35. "Dear Diary": | Absent | 47. "Burger King of Kings": | Absent | |||||||||
| 36. "Polter-Heist": | Appears | 48. "Mo Money, Mo Problems": | Absent | |||||||||
| 37. "In a Row?": | Absent | |||||||||||
| Year 4 | ||||||||||||
| 75. "The Ben Arnold Show": | Absent | 78. "First Loser": | Appears | |||||||||
| "Doyle's Conspiracy Cavern": | Absent | 79. "Blackbird": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| "Doyle's Conspiracy Cavern 2": | Absent | 80. "Three's Company": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| "The King Falls Chronicles: Part Three": | Mentioned | 81. "You're The One That I Want": | Absent | |||||||||
| "The King Falls’ Sheriff Brawl 2018": | Absent | 82. "And A One, And A Two...": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 76. "A King Falls Christmas Carol": | Absent | 83. "Pretty Little Hate Machine": | Absent | |||||||||
| 77. "Homecoming": | Absent | 84. "Red Comforter": | Absent | |||||||||
| Year 5 | ||||||||||||
| 85. "All You Need Is Love": | Absent | 92. "Words: Greater Than Pen, Greater Than Sword": | Absent | |||||||||
| 86. "Boxed In": | Mentioned | 93. "Head Hunters": | Absent | |||||||||
| 87. "Cause And Effect": | Mentioned | 94. "Misdirects": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 88. "Backbones and Welcome Homes": | Absent | 95. "I'll Fly Away": | Absent | |||||||||
| 89. "Late Fees": | Absent | 96. "Dark Horse": | Absent | |||||||||
| 90. "If You're Hungry And You Know it": | Absent | 97. "When It All Falls Down": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 91. "In The Still of The Night": | Appears | 98. "TBD": | Absent | |||||||||