| "Jumped the gun, saved the day, po-tay-to, po-tah-to." |
| — Mary Jensen in This Little Light of Mine |
First introduced in episode 7, Major Tom to Ground Control
Mary Jensen is the wife of Tim Jensen, and the mother of two. She is described by Lily Wright in KFC to have dirty blonde hair.
Mary and Tim were high school sweethearts, and Tim said that she had pursued him for a long time before they finally got together.
She tried to use prism projectors to get the UFOs back to King Falls, and tested them out at King Falls Forever. These were crucial in getting Emily back.
She makes amazing tuna sandwiches, and hand them out to the caretakers at the local cemetery, King Falls Forever.
In episode 71, Tim1000 confirmed that Mary was 33 years old.
Lily Wright's description of the Jensen resident and Mary Jensen:
"A split-level house a few miles out of town, the Jensen's house is homey. Comfortable. Family pictures dotted the walls, interspersed with crayon master pieces. It was a place that would be difficult to leave of your own volition. But to say it was a mess is an understatement. I've heard it once said that a person's outer space is a reflection of their inner space. It wasn't that Mary looked a mess. She looked... Tired. Dirty blonde hair thrown up in a bun. That kind of woman that could carry the world on her shoulders without a word of complaint. But whatever was going on in her inner space, it was beginning to take it's toll."
Appearances[]
| Year 1 | ||||||||||||
| 1. "May 1, 2015": | Absent | 14. "Date Night At The Library": | Absent | |||||||||
| 2. "That Book Is Overdue, President Lincoln!": | Absent | 15. "Stormy Weather, More at Eleven": | Absent | |||||||||
| 3. "Catch & Release": | Absent | 16. "Santa Claus Ain't Comin' To Town": | Absent | |||||||||
| 4. "Wolves Gone Wild": | Absent | 17. "Give Peas a Chance": | Absent | |||||||||
| 5. "Night of The Living Dread": | Absent | 18. "Make King Falls Great Again": | Absent | |||||||||
| 6. "King of King Falls": | Absent | 19. "Beasts of Burden": | Absent | |||||||||
| 7. "Major Tom to Ground Control": | Debut | 20. "Referencing Aladdin Don't Make It Right": | Absent | |||||||||
| 8. "Electrolocaust Now": | Absent | 21. "Swimmin' With Kingsie": | Absent | |||||||||
| 9. "Jack in The Box Jesus": | Absent | 22. "Somewhere Under The Rainbow": | Absent | |||||||||
| 10. "Medium Rare": | Absent | "Zero Tolerance Policy": | Absent | |||||||||
| 11. "Ringin' Hell's Doorbell": | Absent | 23. "I Got 99 Problems But A Tim Ain't One": | Appears | |||||||||
| 12. "All The Pretty Flowers": | Absent | 24. "The McGuff Files": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 13. "Crop Circle Jerk": | Absent | |||||||||||
| Year 2 | ||||||||||||
| 25. "Happy Sammiversary": | Mentioned | "Election Special: Rock The Vote": | Absent | |||||||||
| 26. "A Second-Hand Emotion": | Absent | 38. "Democracy Derby": | Absent | |||||||||
| 27. "Cronkite, Brokaw, Ben Arnold": | Appears | 39. "Take a Look, It's In a Book": | Absent | |||||||||
| 28. "Are You Gonna Go My Way": | Absent | 40. "A King Falls Christmas Story": | Absent | |||||||||
| 29. " Dread, White and Blue": | Absent | 41. "This Little Light of Mine": | Appears | |||||||||
| 30. "Bright Lights, Little City": | Appears | 42. "A Little Help From My Friends": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 31. "The Forgotten": | Absent | 43. "Rumor Has It": | Absent | |||||||||
| 32. "Smokey & The Banshee": | Absent | 44. "Sweet Dreams & Flying Machines": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 33. "E.T., Text Home": | Appears | 45. "Will The Real Tim Shady Please Stand Up?": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 34. "Blind, Deaf & Dumb": | Absent | 46. "True Detectives": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 35. "Dear Diary": | Absent | 47. "Burger King of Kings": | Absent | |||||||||
| 36. "Polter-Heist": | Absent | 48. "Mo Money, Mo Problems": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 37. "In a Row?": | Absent | |||||||||||
| Year 4 | ||||||||||||
| 75. "The Ben Arnold Show": | Appears | 78. "First Loser": | Absent | |||||||||
| "Doyle's Conspiracy Cavern": | Absent | 79. "Blackbird": | Absent | |||||||||
| "Doyle's Conspiracy Cavern 2": | Absent | 80. "Three's Company": | Absent | |||||||||
| "The King Falls Chronicles: Part Three": | Absent | 81. "You're The One That I Want": | Absent | |||||||||
| "The King Falls’ Sheriff Brawl 2018": | Absent | 82. "And A One, And A Two...": | Absent | |||||||||
| 76. "A King Falls Christmas Carol": | Absent | 83. "Pretty Little Hate Machine": | Absent | |||||||||
| 77. "Homecoming": | Absent | 84. "Red Comforter": | Absent | |||||||||
| Year 5 | ||||||||||||
| 85. "All You Need Is Love": | Mentioned | 92. "Words: Greater Than Pen, Greater Than Sword": | Absent | |||||||||
| 86. "Boxed In": | Absent | 93. "Head Hunters": | Absent | |||||||||
| 87. "Cause And Effect": | Mentioned | 94. "Misdirects": | Absent | |||||||||
| 88. "Backbones and Welcome Homes": | Absent | 95. "I'll Fly Away": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 89. "Late Fees": | Absent | 96. "Dark Horse": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 90. "If You're Hungry And You Know it": | Absent | 97. "When It All Falls Down": | Appears | |||||||||
| 91. "In The Still of The Night": | Appears | 98. "TBD": | Absent | |||||||||