| "Well, I say it was Lisa, but what I really meant is Lisa’s friend Renée called her to tell her that her son Thomas was coming home from work and saw his friend Terry, who happened to see Ben’s car. Come to think of it, maybe I wouldn’t trust somebody who changes dates on dairy products." |
| — Archie Simmons in Cronkite, Brokaw, Ben Arnold |
First introduced in episode four, Wolves Gone Wild.
Archie Simmons is a professional dog breeder specialising in Pomchis, a Pomeranian and Chihuahua mixed breed. He is the owner of Archie's Pomchi Palace, a recurring sponsor and outspoken supporter of the Sammy and Ben Show and King Falls AM. He also has a catchy jingle he's ready to play at any moment, always attempting to get free advertising when he can.
He has two dogs besides the puppies he sells, Rufus, a labradoodle, and Princess von Barktooth, a pomchi.
Archie apparently grew up "too poor to pretend we even had a phone".
Appearances[]
| Year 1 | ||||||||||||
| 1. "May 1, 2015": | Absent | 14. "Date Night At The Library": | Absent | |||||||||
| 2. "That Book Is Overdue, President Lincoln!": | Absent | 15. "Stormy Weather, More at Eleven": | Absent | |||||||||
| 3. "Catch & Release": | Absent | 16. "Santa Claus Ain't Comin' To Town": | Absent | |||||||||
| 4. "Wolves Gone Wild": | Debut | 17. "Give Peas a Chance": | Absent | |||||||||
| 5. "Night of The Living Dread": | Absent | 18. "Make King Falls Great Again": | Absent | |||||||||
| 6. "King of King Falls": | Absent | 19. "Beasts of Burden": | Appears | |||||||||
| 7. "Major Tom to Ground Control": | Absent | 20. "Referencing Aladdin Don't Make It Right": | Absent | |||||||||
| 8. "Electrolocaust Now": | Absent | 21. "Swimmin' With Kingsie": | Absent | |||||||||
| 9. "Jack in The Box Jesus": | Appears | 22. "Somewhere Under The Rainbow": | Appears | |||||||||
| 10. "Medium Rare": | Absent | "Zero Tolerance Policy": | Absent | |||||||||
| 11. "Ringin' Hell's Doorbell": | Absent | 23. "I Got 99 Problems But A Tim Ain't One": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 12. "All The Pretty Flowers": | Absent | 24. "The McGuff Files": | Absent | |||||||||
| 13. "Crop Circle Jerk": | Absent | |||||||||||
| Year 2 | ||||||||||||
| 25. "Happy Sammiversary": | Absent | "Election Special: Rock The Vote": | Absent | |||||||||
| 26. "A Second-Hand Emotion": | Absent | 38. "Democracy Derby": | Appears | |||||||||
| 27. "Cronkite, Brokaw, Ben Arnold": | Appears | 39. "Take a Look, It's In a Book": | Absent | |||||||||
| 28. "Are You Gonna Go My Way": | Absent | 40. "A King Falls Christmas Story": | Appears | |||||||||
| 29. " Dread, White and Blue": | Absent | 41. "This Little Light of Mine": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 30. "Bright Lights, Little City": | Absent | 42. "A Little Help From My Friends": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 31. "The Forgotten": | Mentioned | 43. "Rumor Has It": | Appears | |||||||||
| 32. "Smokey & The Banshee": | Advertisement | 44. "Sweet Dreams & Flying Machines": | Absent | |||||||||
| 33. "E.T., Text Home": | Absent | 45. "Will The Real Tim Shady Please Stand Up?": | Absent | |||||||||
| 34. "Blind, Deaf & Dumb": | Absent | 46. "True Detectives": | Absent | |||||||||
| 35. "Dear Diary": | Absent | 47. "Burger King of Kings": | Absent | |||||||||
| 36. "Polter-Heist": | Absent | 48. "Mo Money, Mo Problems": | Appears | |||||||||
| 37. "In a Row?": | Absent | |||||||||||
| Year 4 | ||||||||||||
| 75. "The Ben Arnold Show": | Appears | 78. "First Loser": | Absent | |||||||||
| "Doyle's Conspiracy Cavern": | Absent | 79. "Blackbird": | Absent | |||||||||
| "Doyle's Conspiracy Cavern 2": | Absent | 80. "Three's Company": | Absent | |||||||||
| "The King Falls Chronicles: Part Three": | Appears | 81. "You're The One That I Want": | Advertisement | |||||||||
| "The King Falls’ Sheriff Brawl 2018": | Absent | 82. "And A One, And A Two...": | Absent | |||||||||
| 76. "A King Falls Christmas Carol": | Absent | 83. "Pretty Little Hate Machine": | Absent | |||||||||
| 77. "Homecoming": | Recording | 84. "Red Comforter": | Appears | |||||||||
| Year 5 | ||||||||||||
| 85. "All You Need Is Love": | Advertisement | 92. "Words: Greater Than Pen, Greater Than Sword": | Absent | |||||||||
| 86. "Boxed In": | Absent | 93. "Head Hunters": | Absent | |||||||||
| 87. "Cause And Effect": | Absent | 94. "Misdirects": | Appears | |||||||||
| 88. "Backbones and Welcome Homes": | Absent | 95. "I'll Fly Away": | Absent | |||||||||
| 89. "Late Fees": | Mentioned | 96. "Dark Horse": | Absent | |||||||||
| 90. "If You're Hungry And You Know it": | Absent | 97. "When It All Falls Down": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 91. "In The Still of The Night": | Absent | 98. "TBD": | Absent | |||||||||